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Every menu 100% gluten free · Secret Sparkle House Salt™ as standard
Signature
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The OG VE
Crispy golden tots tossed in our secret sparkle house salt blend with a disco sauce drizzle.
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Lou-Lou’s Breakfast of Champions V/AVGA
Crispy tots stacked with smashed avocado, spicy chorizo, house beans, Pico de Gallo, feta, scallions and a crispy fried egg.
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Smash Burger Tots
Crispy tots topped with seasoned ground beef, nacho cheese sauce, pickles and sesame, drizzled with disco sauce.
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Buffalo Hustle
Crispy tots smothered in creamy, zingy buffalo shredded chicken with blue cheese crumb, celery crunch, scallions, ranch and coriander.
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Taco Tots VVGA+£3 chorizo
Crispy tots loaded with gloopy nacho cheese sauce (the naughty one), smashed avocado, Pico de Gallo, black beans and crunchy tortilla.
Special Events
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Steak Au Poivre
Seasoned strips of steak, house greens, peppercorn sauce and scallions.
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Tot The Kazbah V
Tots topped with harissa hummus, feta, sweetie peppers, sliced cucumber and red onion salad, nigella and sesame seeds and a ranch drizzle.
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Texas Rodeo
BBQ pulled beef, house beans, Pico de Gallo, griddled corn, scallions and a BBQ and ranch drizzle.
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Miso Spicy VE
Crispy tots loaded with miso tofu, chilli crisp whip, smacked cucumber Szechuan salad, toasted nuts, coriander and sesame.
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Bhaji Butter Chicken Tots
Tots topped with creamy daal, butter chicken curry, bhaji bits, red onions and a mango chutney drizzle.
Brunch
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Sausage Crumb Crunch
Lincolnshire sausage crumb and a crispy fried egg, served on top of house beans and a bed of tots.
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Avo Smash Tots V
House avo smash with juicy tomatoes and a crispy fried egg, served on top of house beans and a bed of tots.
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Bangin’ Bacon Tots
Smoky bacon bits with a crispy fried egg, served on top of house beans and a bed of tots.
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Tofu Tots VE
Scrambled tofu, house avo smash and juicy tomatoes, served on top of house beans and a bed of tots.
Snacks
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The OG VE
Crispy tots tossed in our secret sparkle house salt blend with a disco sauce drizzle.
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Salt n Pepa VE
Crispy tots tossed in our house salt and pepper blend with chilli, onions and garlic.
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Truffle Shuffle V
Crispy tots tossed in parm and truffle dust with a truffle mayo sauce.
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Cheese Please Louise V
Crispy tots smothered in naughty nacho cheese sauce.
All of our dishes are 100% gluten free. Due to the nature of our business, please note all dishes are prepared in a kitchen with possible traces of egg, sesame, nuts, milk and mustard. Ask at the counter for a full allergen sheet.
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